Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Guess Who? Asking the right questions

Is your person white?

Two For Grace: Noop! Ever play the game Guess who? What are some uncommon but essential questions one should be asking their opponent?
Example: Does your person look like a worn out, single mother?

Noop Gingrich: Would your person be miscast as Beast from X-Men?

TFG: Is your guy racist?

Noop: Can your person be classified as currently "detoxing?"

TFG: Does your person like The Black Eyed Peas? Be honest.

Noop: How is your person? Like, no, really, how are they?

TFG: Do she got the booty?

Noop: I can't tell, the picture ends at the...no, yeah you right, that's mostly booty.
Will your person be randomly selected at an airport? 

TFG: If I saw your person right now, would I be able to fight the urge to punch them in the face?

Noop
Would your person qualify as obese?

TFG: Does your dude watch Glee?

Noop: Can your person tell the difference between Zathura and Jumanji? 

TFG: Do they still quote Austin Powers? Yeah, baby, yeah. Oh behave.

Noop: Is your person ice cream? Before you blatantly lie to my face, I already know that they are, the real question is what flavor of ice cream are they?

Have they personally insulted Angela Merkel?

TFG: Does s/he look like s/he was a completely silent character in a Wes Anderson film?

Noop: Would your person be best describled as quarantinable?

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